Sunday, April 1, 2012

More Updates From The Office.

Here are a few more notes from Karen:
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Have you noticed the HUGE numbers of little fruit flies EVERYWHERE?
It's that time of year but I can't remember any other time
when they have been such a problem...so,
TEMPORARILY...
 there will be a banana ban at Sandpipers. 
Nothing attracts fruit flies like bananas do.
Please act responsibly and remove all bananas from our midst. 
You will be notified when it is safe to purchase bananas again.
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It has come to the attention of management that a few of you have been irresponsibly feeding wildlife with the resultant problem of unacceptable waste products being deposited on
lawns, cars and, gasp, people!
If you must feed the birds please get a signed waiver from your neighbors and leave a copy with the office. 
To make it a bit easier a link to the required form
is included below. 
 Just print it out in triplicate and get your neighbors
 on either side to sign,
 then leave two copies with the office.
Keep one for your own records.


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A really hot topic is the future of RV storage at Sandpipers.  Management has been able to rent space quite near the park and is working with the owners (a really nice goat herding family) to house our extra cars, carts, trailers and RV's in their field. 
 Payment should be made directly to them and in a timely manner so they can continue making improvements on the site,
as they only work with the money they have on hand. 
 Right now the goats are hard at work eating the thorny shrubs that house the rodents and snakes that infest the field so it shouldn't be too long before the field is ready for us. 
 And is it secure, you ask!??
  Barbed wire surrounds the field. 
Keeps the goats in and the vandals out...
the only thing is...make sure your hoses and cords are well tucked away.  Goats will eat anything, which we are counting on to keep the grass mowed.
 Check it out when you are driving down Seminary Rd. 
It's at the corner of Seminary and 2812.
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It has come to this...the world is apparently watching
Sandpipers Resort on You Tube! 
For the immediate future please be aware
that apparently the crop dusters and/or helicopters
 we routinely see over the resort are filming us.

  Please move any salacious activities indoors for awhile. 
Check the link below to see if you have been compromised!

You Tube Video Featuring Sandpipers Resort

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I hope that this answers many of the speculations that have been floating around the park. As always, if you have further questions, please feel free to come to the office
 and discuss the matter with me.
 Oh, and by the way, we have been advised by the flooring company that the use of shoes is contributing to the deterioration
 of the office floor surface...
 and cloth fibers are clogging the AC filters!
 Consequently, when the office is open
there will be no shoes and no clothing allowed.

Our goal has always, and will continue to be,
to provide our guests with a
 "safe, beautiful and congenial" resort.

5 comments:

David 120 said...

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

Terry 502 said...

how can we abide by ALL those rules....geesh....lol

Sue said...

Couldn't wait to check the blog this morning to see your annual post!

Terry and Tommy said...

Are you kidding me? As my grandson Taden is so fond of saying.

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