Friday, April 1, 2011

Security Measures

Message from the powers that be:

As you are all aware we had a little incident
 a few weeks ago involving several teenagers breaking
into Sandpipers with resulting police activity.
In the interest of resort security it has been decided that
we need to wear ID name tags with lot number also visible.
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Those residents owning premium lots have the option
of gold embossing around the edge of their ID card.
The tags of ordinary people with ordinary lots will be outlined in colors to match the Sandpiper palm tree/sun logo.
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Tom will be available to take pictures
and lanyards will be supplied by the office.
 Check soon to have the best pick of colors.
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The ID picture cards will be encased in plastic with an opening for folding money which will come in handy...buying food from Flip Flopz for example, or tickets to our many fun events.

It is requested that you wear your ID name tags
 inside and outside the park, for several reasons.
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 First, it is a great way to advertise our wonderful resort (tho in keeping with local sensibilities we will leave the word "nudist" out and just have Sandpipers Resort prominently displayed.)
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 Second, and perhaps even more importantly,
our residents are not getting any younger
 and a reminder of where you live may come in handy, not to mention if you forget your name.
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I know most of you will welcome this increased security measure and your support is appreciated.

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4 comments:

John said...

My calander says that today is April 1st.

SueP said...

Happy Anniversary Sue and Jim!

David 120 said...

Ask Rick, #207, about that nifty lizard on the brim of his hat...

Anonymous said...

has to be a joke,