Tuesday, February 5, 2013

A Funny...

Courtesy of Dave (Mr. Sandy)

The town council in a small village could not afford a radar gun to catch speeding drivers, so they voted to put up a sign that read
Slow Down: Old People's Home.

It had no effect.

At the next meeting they decided it would be more effective to put up a sign that read
Caution: Children At Play.

Unfortunately, the sign made no discernible difference in traffic speed.

Then one of the council members had a stroke of genius and suggested they try a sign that read
Caution: Nudist Colony Ahead.

As soon as the sign went up, cars slowed to a crawl on their way through the village.

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