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This just in: Sunday's FunBuzz will start at 3pm instead of 4pm, to give us time to not only cover the upcoming Feb. events, but also to get into Super Bowl Party Mode!!
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and WIN the services of a former man-pig, John P. (I believe the man-pigs are retired)
Oh, wait. That sounds wrong somehow.
I won his vacuuming service. Get your minds out of the gutter!
The whole house, done with John & Sue's new Dyson "Animal", a powerhouse of a vacuum cleaner designed to remove pet hair and more...much, much more!
He started the morning early, and was dressed for the cold weather. Over-dressed, actually.
I was somewhat disappointed in his attire. I was expecting a frilly apron at least.

The clothes began to peel off....this is getting interesting!
Manly Maids don't sweat, the glow!
John really doesn't have a sunflower growing out of his butt,
but I thought it was a nice touch. Decorative, even. Festive.


but I thought it was a nice touch. Decorative, even. Festive.
He really got into the nooks, the crannies, the corners.
What I thought was going to be a simple
quick vacuuming took several hours!

There's that sunflower again...
He not only did all the carpeting and area rugs, but the hard surfaces too!

3 comments:
This was the best bargain of the auction. Why buy a Dyson if you can get John at that price!
Jim 38 (retired man pig too)
I can attest to John's thoroughness. Every couple of months he offers to vacuum because he can see what I can't (I don't wear my glasses except to drive or watch TV/movies). Then he takes a half day to clean the areas I routinely miss.
Now that we have the Dyson, with the clear dirt canister, he usually does the vacuuming for kicks. With our two dogs the results are stunning!
Side note: when he puts his mind to it he's pretty thorough at other things too. . .
SueP, former Oreck user.
Bidding on John's services-$27.00
Further bidding on assorted auction iems-$67.00
Seeing the best side of John in action-PRICELESS!
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