Saturday, April 1, 2017

Taxes, thus rates, are going up!

After spending years updating and improving the quality of life here at Sandpipers Resort we have had our taxes raised by as much as 11%.  To justify this increase, we would like to form a committee to oversee, and adjust and possible offer suggestions for improvements in both regulations and entertainment.  We will need supervisors to cover rule infractions and ideas for new entertainments and perks.

If you would like to participate in our future plans please come by our home, Jay & Karen lot 39. We will need face to face meetings to ensure success and commitment and privacy, so please come see us at home.

Here is a list of possible additives to improve our Sandpiper lives.
 
  Please let us know your preference, if any. 
 
1.Regulation Water Volleyball to be played daily
 7:30am til 8:30.am.
 
2. Curbside trash and recycling pick up.
 
3. All home mowing done by staff.
 
4. A Field Z community garden. Experience helpful but not required.
 
5. Light home gardening, i.e. weeding by resort staff.
 
6. Home delivered meals. Chef skills not necessary.
 
7. On call pet sitting.
 
8. Chickens near the possible community garden for fresh eggs (small animal husbandry experience needed).

9. A sauna for those chilly winter days.

10. A radar gun to ensure 10 miles per hour speed limit for bikes, golf carts and cars. A background in law enforcement preferred.

 
Look over the list and let us know your preference or add an idea of your own, and we will try to add at least one new idea to make life at Sandpipers even sweeter.
 
 Come to lot 39 to confer and/or volunteer with Jay and Karen.

1 comment:

SueP said...

I vote for #6 - Meals on Wheels are always welcomed at our house!

Great job on the annual April Fool's posting :-)

And a very Happy Anniversary to you X50!