Thursday, April 1, 2010

Recreational Fee Program

In an effort to help control increasing costs a new recreational fee program will be implemented by Oct 1st. Residents may purchase a variety of recreational programs that best meet their needs.

The following monthly packages will be offered:
  • Pool/Spa
  • Tennis
  • Petanque
  • Water Volleyball
  • Evening Programs (may include dances and other events utilizing the pavilion facilities)

To help residents achieve the most out of their recreational costs, we will offer a series of subscription tiers:
  • Basic - choose one recreational program for a low rate of $10/month or $100 annually
  • Bronze - choose two programs for a low rate of $15/month or $150 annually
  • Silver - choose three programs for a low rate of $18/monthly or $180 annually
  • Gold - all recreational programs for a low rate of $20/monthly or $200 annually
Offering these programs helps ensure residents are only paying for the entertaimment that meets their needs. Entertainment cards will be issued documenting the appropriate program for your subscription. To obtain more information on these programs please see Karen at the Office or contact Jon at lot 221.

April Fool's!!

9 comments:

Pam P. (#122) said...

WHAT???????? No Platinum Level????

That's the one that gives you access to ALL recreational activities PLUS the right to complain about what's missing.

alan said...

Did anyone look at the calendar????????

Unknown said...

I hope this is an April Fools Joke,

Unknown said...

Is this in addition to our membership fees? KH

SueZ said...

Let me tell you...all who read this April Fool's joke (except Karen) "got it"! Karen was panicked. "What the He..." was her response! At least until she realized the date.

David120 said...

I instantly realized it was a joke, before sunup that morning. I started to write a comment to that effect, but then thought "NO, don't spoil it yet, let the sparks fly".

Great joke!

SueP said...

Good one SueZ! Might I add, Happy Anniversary!!

Anonymous said...

First, I saw a flaw in the package system. What about a person who wants ONLY to play Water Volleyball? How would they get into the pool to play WVB without also buying the Pool package?

Then, I noticed the date and thought, "Oh, April Fools!"

Patsy

Gloria said...

Good one Suez. You got Ron and I.

Gloria - Lot 43